As I was walking home from work for lunch, a car pulled over to ask for directions. The older lady in the backseat rolled down her window to ask:

Her- "Is there something like a supermarket in this town?"

Me- "Well there's Fairway, but there's nothing super about it. Follow this road down to the stop sign, make a left, make another left at the next stop sign (I still don't know the street names up here), then a right in by the Post Office."

Her- "Oh thank you. Is it going to snow?"

Me- "Um, it is snowing ma'am."

Her- "Oh wonderful!!"