Conversations That I Could Really Only Have With Sarah

Her (as we cross paths with a typical Palm Desert type): I'm glad you don't wear that much makeup.

Me (sarcastically-I know, weird): Well, not yet. Just wait 'til I'm thirty, then I'll really start to pack it on.

Her: If you did, I don't think we would be friends.

Me: Oh, please. We'd be friends.

Her: Yeah, you're right. But we wouldn't hang out.